Words of Praise
Chief Operating Officer, Fox News
"Rather good. Is there a Rent-a-Minority for statues yet?"
SVP, Human Resources, Empire LLC
"Trying to find a minority for corporate events is the white man's burden. This revolutionary service has relieved my burden quite considerably."
"The best thing to happen to Indians since British colonialism."
Venture Capital God
"When I'm President, I'll shut this site down."
CEO, Trump LLC
"Seeing as we are all Africans really, can I join?"